I Played Every Bad Guy In Shakespeare.

Slicing A Warm Slab Of Bacon Is A Lot Like Giving A Ferret A Shave. No Matter How Careful You Are, Somebody's Going To Get Hurt.

I Think A Lot Of Food Shows, Especially When We Started 'good Eats' Back In The Late '90s, They Were Still Really About Food. 'good Eats' Isn't About Food, It's About Entertainment. If, However, We Can Virally Infect You With Knowledge Or Interest, Then All The Better.

Gluttony Is Wrong. It's Wasteful.

Laughing Brains Are More Absorbent.

I Love To Have Battles Of The Wits With People That Can Dish Fast And Dirty - And It Leads To Problems Occasionally, 'cause I Can Sound Mean Without Attempting To Be Mean.