So On One Hand, Honey Is An

I Hate Using The Word Coagulant.

So On One Hand, Honey Is An Amazingly Sophisticated And Efficient Food Source. On The Other Hand, It's Bee Backwash.

I Know People That Could Serve Me Canned Tuna And Saltine Crackers And Have Me Feel More At Home At Their Table Than Some People Who Can Cook Circles Around Me. The More You Try To Impress People, Generally The Less You Do.

Lumps Are Caused By One Thing And One Thing Alone - The Improper Addition Of A Starch.

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!