I Play With Friends, But We Don't

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

I Play Golf With Friends Sometimes, But There Are Never Friendly Games.

I Play With Friends, But We Don't Play Friendly Games.

A Shot That Goes In The Cup Is Pure Luck, But A Shot To Within Two Feet Of The Flag Is Skill.

I Don't Believe There Is Anything Like A Natural Golf Swing. A Golf Swing Is An Unnatural Thing, And It Has To Be Developed.