I Play With Friends, But We Don't

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practising, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning, So I Could Hit Balls. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply, It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

Hitting A Golf Ball And Putting Have Nothing In Common. They're Two Different Games. You Work All Your Life To Perfect A Repeating Swing That Will Get You To The Greens, And Then You Have To Try To Do Something That Is Totally Unrelated. There Shouldn't Be Any Cups, Just Flag Sticks. And Then The Man Who Hit The Most Fairways And Greens And Got Closest To The Pins Would Be The Tournament Winner.

Selecting A Stroke Is Like Selecting A Wife. To Each His Own.

Good Golf Begins With A Good Grip.

There Are No Shortcuts In The Quest For Perfection.