Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practising, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning, So I Could Hit Balls. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply, It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

Placing The Ball In The Right Position For The Next Shot Is Eighty Percent Of Winning Golf.

The Truth Is, The First Golf Club I Owned Was An Old Left-handed, Wooden-shafted, Rib-faced Mashie That A Fellow Gave Me, And That's The Club I Was Weaned On. During The Mornings We Caddies Would Bang The Ball Up And Down The Practice Field Until The Members Arrived And It Was Time To Go To Work. So I Did All That Formative Practice Left-handed. But I'm A Natural Right-hander.

You Wouldn't Have Had To Call A Penalty On Me, I Would've Called I On Myself'. 9. “i'm The Sole Judge Of My Standards”. 10. “i Always Outworked Everybody. Work Never Bothered Me Like It Bothers Some People. You Can Outwork The Best Player In The World.

Selecting A Stroke Is Like Selecting A Wife. To Each His Own.