I Don't Believe There Is Anything Like

Relax? How Can Anybody Relax And Play Golf? You Have To Grip The Club, Don't You?

The Only Thing A Golfer Needs Is More Daylight.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

The Truth Is, The First Golf Club I Owned Was An Old Left-handed, Wooden-shafted, Rib-faced Mashie That A Fellow Gave Me, And That's The Club I Was Weaned On. During The Mornings We Caddies Would Bang The Ball Up And Down The Practice Field Until The Members Arrived And It Was Time To Go To Work. So I Did All That Formative Practice Left-handed. But I'm A Natural Right-hander.

Placing The Ball In The Right Position For The Next Shot Is Eighty Percent Of Winning Golf.