Relax? How Can Anybody Relax And Play

Selecting A Stroke Is Like Selecting A Wife. To Each His Own.

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.

This Is A Game Of Misses. The Guy Who Misses The Best Is Going To Win.

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.

If We Could Have Just Screwed Another Head On His Shoulders, He Would Have Been The Greatest Golfer Who Ever Lived.