I Never Want To Compromise My Act

I Want To Make Sure That Everything That I'm Creating, I'm Creating It So Other People Get Enjoyment Out Of It. And That's The Reward That You Get For That.

Your Body's Really Only Meant To Compete At The Highest Levels Of Combat Sports For A Few Years.

Comedy Shows In D.c. Are So Much Fun. I Think Because Of The Intense Area That Is Connected To Politics That People Need, They Need Their Down Time. D.c. Audiences Are Almost Universally Praised By Comedians.

When You Snatch Little Pieces Of Other People's Lives And Try To Palm Them Off As Your Own, That's More Disgusting Than Anything. Robin Williams Is A Huge Thief. Denis Leary Is A Huge Thief. His Whole Stand-up Career Is Based On Bill Hicks, A Brilliant Guy Who Died Years Ago.

When I Started Out I Was Definitely More Traditional. It Was 1988. Everyone Was Doing The Jerry Seinfeld.