I Talk So Much About Sex That

Your Body's Really Only Meant To Compete At The Highest Levels Of Combat Sports For A Few Years.

I'm Really Happy That I've Been Able To Make People Laugh And Distract Them From Their Day To Day Bullshit At A Comedy Show Or Because They Enjoyed One Of My Cds Or Tv Specials, But I Don't Know How Many People Have Actually Had Life Changing Thoughts Because Of It.

You Could Smell My Ass From Mars.

If You're Dumb Enough To Do Crack, You're Supposed To Die. It's Evolution.

Houston Alexander Is For Real!