I Never Met A Man I Didn't

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?