I Love The Idea Of 'the One'

The Funniest Thing Is When Somebody Says "look I've No Idea Who You Are But My Friend Said You Are On A Show And I Just Wanted To Introduce Myself" You Know That They Are Lying! Those People Can Just Get Out Of My Way.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.

As For My Personal Life, I'd Love To Start A Family Of My Own. I Think I'd Make A Great Dad, And I Think Shortly I Would Make A Great Husband.

There Are Two Ways To Go When You Hit That Crossroads In Your Life: There Is The Bad Way, When You Sort Of Give Up, And Then There Is The Really Hard Way, When You Fight Back. I Went The Hard Way And Came Out Of It Okay. Now, I'm Sitting Here And Doing Great.

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.