I Need A Woman To Have A

If I Could Walk Into The 'friends' Audition Again And Go Or Not Go, I Have To Say It's 50-50.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

I Have Never Really Lived With Anyone In My Adult Years. I Just Read My Sports Ticker. And 50 Shades Of Grey.

I Think We Need To Educate Our Doctors About Addiction.

There's Nothing Better Than A World Where Everybody's Just Trying To Make Each Other Laugh.