I Love Steven Wright. I Was In

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

My Original Goal Was Just To Do Stand-up But Then I Became Interested In Films - Writing A Film, Shooting One Someday, And Getting To Act In Them.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

There Are Jokes I Know I Want To Tell, And There's Sort Of A Rough Order, But Usually I Try To Change It Up Every Show, To Improvise And Talk With The Audience. I Think When You Tell Jokes, If You're Not Careful, You Can End Up Telling The Whole List Of Jokes And Then That's It. And That Can Get A Little Boring.

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.