I Love Being Married. It's So Great

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.