Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

My Mother Is Such A Lousy Cook That Thanksgiving At Her House Is A Time Of Sorrow.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.

Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend Not To Spit.