I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.

The Voice In My Head Has A Stutter, And That's Really Annoying. D-d-d-dave Dave. What? K-k-k-kill Your P-p-p-parents. L-l-l-loa... Write It Down!

Even Now, As We Speak, People Are Having Sex With Animals. And We Wonder Why The Animals Attack Us.

Why Do They Collect Garbarge At 5am? Why? It's Garbage. It's Not Going To Go Bad Again.