I'm Very Romantic When I Masturbate. Sometimes

Remember When You're Young And You Think Your Dad Is Superman? And Then You Grow Up And Realized He's Just A Drunk Who Wears A Cape.

Friends Are Important, Dontcha Think? Hmmm? I Think So. The Way I See It, You Got Friends, And You Got Your Best Friend, Big Difference. To Me, A Friend's A Guy Who Will Help You Move. A Best Friend's A Guy Who Will Help You Move A Body. That's How I Look At It.

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A Joke Is Working Or Not For The First Couple Of Minutes.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.