I Know When I Was A Kid

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?

Treat The World Like A Head.

I Sometimes Wonder How We're Short Of Cod. There's Gonna Be A Load Deep Down That Are Hiding. But It's A Good Reason To Put The Price Up, And It Means A Load Of People Will Have Haddock. They Should Tell People They're Running Out Of All Sorts. Make 'em Panic A Bit.

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.