I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

Now Sometimes I Don't Know If I Feel Well. Because I've Been In My Body For Years.

People Say Having Kids Is Life Changing, Well That Doesn't Necessarily Mean A Good Thing, Does It? I Could Take One Of My Legs Off. That Would Change My Life.