I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose

That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.