You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

Happiness Is Like A Cake: Have Too Much Of It And You Get Sick Of It.

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.