You Don't Get Anything Done By Planning

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

They've Found This Spider, In The Jungle. Three Foot Long, It Eats Chicken. Bit Weird, Innit. People Moan Saying That You Shouldn't Lock Animals Up And All The Rest Of It, But To Be Honest I Wish It Was Locked Up. The Idea That It's Roaming In A Jungle... Get It Locked Up.

People Who Live In A Glass House Have To Answer The Door.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’