Every Step Starts With A Step.

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

There's A Lot Of Idiots In The World, So Live With It.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.