Every Step Starts With A Step.

People Who Live In A Glass House Have To Answer The Door.

There Was Some Women In A Café The Other Week That I Was Sat In, And She Came Up And She Sat Down With Her Mate And She Was Talkin' Loudly Goin' On About "oh The Baby's Lovely." They Said It's Got, Er, Lovely Big Eyes, Er, Really Big Hands And Feet. Now That Doesn't Sound Like A Nice Baby To Me. I Felt Like Sayin' It Sounds Like A Frog. But I Thought I Don't Know Her, There's Only So Much You Can Say To A Stranger. I Don't Know What Kept Me From Sayin' It.

I Came Up With A Good Idea... See-through Skin.

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.

It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using The Index Finger?