I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.

Chinese People Age Overnight.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?