When I Was Younger I Remember Once

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’

Cat Food. It Stinks A Bit, But If You Don't Put Up With The Smell, The Little Kitten Will Die.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.