If You Live In A Glass House,

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

People Moan About Drugs Being Tested On Animals. I Sort Of Think It Depends Innit. If The Drug's Aspirin And The Monkey's Got A Headache, Is It Right?

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

All Fame Is Is Having People You Don't Know Coming Up To You And Saying, 'hello.' I'm Always Polite And People Are Always Nice, But It's Weird.