I Think It's Clever How Rome Have

I've Never Won Many Awards, I Didn't Get Certificates For Swimming Or Anything.

As Long As You're Remembering Baby Jesus, Does It Matter When You're Remembering Him. That's What I'm Saying About Christmas, I Might Not Be In The Mood For It December 25th.

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.