The Only Reason You Don't Go On

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

Could The World Fall?

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?