And We've Got A Toaster And Everything.

Sometimes You Can Know Too Much. A Lot Of Brainy People Like Stephen Fry Are Quite Depressive.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But They Walk A Lot.

That's The Problem With Them Fables, They're Putting Animals Together That Wouldn't Meet. I Don't Know Where A Scorpion Is Knockin' Around With A Frog.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For