I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm

It's Not A Joke: I Really Do Like Being At Home.

I'm Not Invited To Any Exciting Parties And My Life Hasn't Really Changed.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

At What Point Is A Wasp Ever Going To Have A Chat With A Spider?