Chinese People Age Overnight.

If You Don't Have A Plan, You Can End Up Doing Some Interesting Things.

Everywhere We Walked We Got Plenty Of Attention Due To The Camera And Sound Men. The Locals Love To Get On Camera. [...] I'd Seen Footage Of Gandhi Surrounded Like This And Always Thought It Was Because He Was Very Popular, But Now I Wonder If It Was Just Because He Had A Camera Crew With Him.

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.