When You've Been On A Programme Called

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.

That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.

Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over Carrier Bag. It's Not Just The Lowest Point Of The Trip. It's The Lowest Point Ever. In 38 Years.

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.