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The Most Loyal And Faithful Woman Indulges Her Imagination In A Hypothetical Liaison Whenever She Dons A New Street Frock For The First Time.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.

All One Has To Do To Gather A Large Crowd In New York Is To Stand On The Curb A Few Minutes And Gaze Intently At The Sky.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.