I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

Great Art Is As Irrational As Great Music. It Is Mad With Its Own Loveliness.

Men Go To The Theatre To Forget; Women, To Remember.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.