Men Go To The Theatre To Forget;

What Passes For Woman's Intuition Is More Often Intrinsically Nothing More Than Man's Transparency.

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.

Politics Is The Diversion Of Trivial Men Who, When They Succeed At It, Become Important In The Eyes Of More Trivial Men.

Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On Cosmetics. Men, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On A Sense Of Humor.

The Most Loyal And Faithful Woman Indulges Her Imagination In A Hypothetical Liaison Whenever She Dons A New Street Frock For The First Time.