Men Go To The Theatre To Forget;

Shaw Writes Plays For The Ages, The Ages Between Five And Twelve.

The Bachelors Admired Freedom Is Often A Yoke, For The Freer A Man Is To Himself The Greater Slave He Often Is To The Whims Of Others.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.