Men Go To The Theatre To Forget;

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.

To Speak Of Morals In Art Is To Speak Of Legislature In Sex. Art Is The Sex Of The Imagination.

Shaw Writes Plays For The Ages, The Ages Between Five And Twelve.

One Does Not Go To The Theater To See Life And Nature; One Goes To See The Particular Way In Which Life And Nature Happen To Look To A Cultivated, Imaginative And Entertaining Man Who Happens, In Turn, To Be A Playwright.

There Is Something Distinguished About Even His Failures; They Sink Not Trivially, But With A Certain Air Of Majesty, Like A Great Ship, Its Flags Flying, Full Of Holes.