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I Have Always Been Told That I Was A Funny, Entertaining Person And Have Always Been Told To Give Comedy A Try.

Understand That You Don't Know It All. You Don't Know Anything Yet. What You've Been Taught Is Great, But Always Go With Common Sense. And Don't Marry Your First Love.

If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

I Started Talking About Things That Everybody Could Relate To. And That's Not To Say I Deserted My Roots, I Just Found A Way To Talk About Things In A Broad Way.