You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians?

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

I Try Not To Get Political, I Don't Want To Get Religious, I Don't Want To Get Controversial, I Just Want To Have A Show That Relates To Everybody.

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.

Aside From Producing I Want To Direct But I'm Also Going To Get Back Out On The Road.