I Started Talking About Things That Everybody

Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead Of How Good The Years Were?

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

You Gotta Live Life Before You Can Talk About It. Sometimes When Things Don't Work Out In Life, They Work Out On Stage.

I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That Got Me Where I Am, So Everything I Do Just Builds On Top Of That.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.