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I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

I Think The Furthest I Ever Got Was Guitar Hero. If I Could Start A Band Like That, I Think I Could Do It.

I Started Riding The Whole 'fluffy' Train, And It's A Cute Word And Socially A Lot More Acceptable Than Someone Saying Is Fat Or Obese. If You Call A Girl 'fat,' Yo, She'll Raise Hell, But If You Say, 'aw Girl, Look At You, You're Fluffy,' There's Almost A Sexy Appeal To It.

I Went Up On Stage, And Said, "why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Check Out The Chicks." I Was A Genius At 10. Try Telling That At 21, And You Look Hacky And Stupid. That Was The Only Joke I've Ever Told. Everything Since Has Been Character Voices, Doing Impressions Or Just Telling Stories.

I Drink Diet Coke So I Can Eat Regular Cake.