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I Have No Talent When It Comes To Pianos Or Guitars Or Any Of That, Even Karaoke. For Karaoke, I Have To Be Wasted To Get Up There And Sing.

Why Would Anybody Connect To Someone Who Has Everything Going For Them? It's The Person Who Has Faults That People Want To Connect To. So People Identify With Certain Insecurities On Stage And Just By Me Talking About My Diabetes People Come Up To Me After The Show And Tell Me "gabe, My Blood Sugar Is Out Of Control And I Feel You". That's The First Thing They Say, They Say "i Feel You!".

I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought A House, And Then I Bought A House. Every Year, Everything Doubled. The Work Was Doubling. The Money Was Doubling. The Popularity Was Doubling.

I Love Australia. First Of All, Everyone Is So Nice. The People Are Down To Earth, And They Like Having Fun With You.

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.