I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

I Remember Seeing Eddie Murphy Raw And Seeing People Laughing And Having A Good Time And That Was The Same Response I Was Getting So I Thought I Was On To Something.

Understand That You Don't Know It All. You Don't Know Anything Yet. What You've Been Taught Is Great, But Always Go With Common Sense. And Don't Marry Your First Love.

I Want To Be Known As A Funny Comic Not Just A Funny Latino Comic. I Want To Be Able To Go Everywhere And Anywhere.

I Got On The High School Speech Team And Everyday I Would Get Up In Front Of The Class And Just Start Talking.

I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That Got Me Where I Am, So Everything I Do Just Builds On Top Of That.