I Got On The High School Speech

I Get A Lot Of Influence From Pro Wrestling. People Are Like, 'oh, It's Fake.' But It's Not About Whether The Guy Wins Or Loses, It's About How He Entertains You The Whole Time You're Watching.

When I First Got To St. Louis, I Saw The Arch And I Said, 'i Want To Go To That Mcdonalds.

Be Personal, And Original. Try To Work Clean. Stay Away From Topical Material, As It Does Not Allow You To Craft It To Make It Better For Later. And Always Remember That It Is The Fans Who Will Make You Or Break You.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.