I've Got Foundation Jokes, The Ones That

I Love Australia. First Of All, Everyone Is So Nice. The People Are Down To Earth, And They Like Having Fun With You.

You Gotta Live Life Before You Can Talk About It. Sometimes When Things Don't Work Out In Life, They Work Out On Stage.

Honestly, I Really Don't Like Acting. I Don't Enjoy It. What I Do Like Is Going To A Movie Theatre And Seeing My Face On A Poster. I Like Seeing My Name On A Poster. That Is Cool.

You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

Honestly, You Got To Take Care Of The People That Take Care Of You. I Know That Sounds Like Cliche, Or Borderline Phony, But That's The Case. The Reason I've Had The Fans That I Have Is Because I've Been Consistent Over The Years And Kept Coming Back And Doing The Same Runs. I'm Never Going To Stop Doing The Cities I've Gone Through. I'm Only Going To Add.