If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

As Far As "uncut" I Think We All Know That You Guys Cut Up The Special. Originally It Was Going To Be 2 Hours Plus And It Got Chopped Down So I Said "we Can't Use Those Words Because It's Not Going To Represent Me Right".

I Want To Be Known As A Funny Comic Not Just A Funny Latino Comic. I Want To Be Able To Go Everywhere And Anywhere.

I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food, Because That's What's Usually Available At 1:00am When I'm All Done Working.