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I Learned Early On, Stay Away From Politics, Stay Away From Religion And Don't Talk About Sports. Those Three Right There Will Get You In Trouble.

You Know, A Lot Of People Think That Just 'cause You Work Out, Lift Weights, Eat Right, And Do What People Tell You To Do That You'll Live A Long Live, Maybe You Will. But, Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead About How Good The Years Were.

I'm Not Fat. It's Just My Awesomeness Swelling Up Inside Of Me.

The Ford Flex Is A Really, Really Cool Car. You Get Inside And You Have So Much Headroom And It's Really Comfortable To Drive And It's Real Techy Inside. You Look At The Screen And It's Blue And You've Got All Kinds Of Controls. Everything Is Digital.

People See A Big Dude And They Hear That High Pitched Voice Or "eglasias With An 'i'" And Love It Because They Can Relate And Go "i Know That Person!".