You Live By The Cake, You Die

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.

When You Hear "seinfield," No One Says, "the Jewish Comic." You Talk About Cedric The Entertainer, You Don't Say, "african American Comedian Cedric The Entertainer." Even Margaret Cho - Who's Like One Of Three Korean Performers Out There - No One Refers To Her Like That. They Say, "it's Margaret Cho."

I Want To Be Known As A Funny Comic Not Just A Funny Latino Comic. I Want To Be Able To Go Everywhere And Anywhere.

I Eat A Lot Of Junk Food, Because That's What's Usually Available At 1:00am When I'm All Done Working.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.