You Live By The Cake, You Die

Sometimes [high School Speech Team] Was Funny, Other Times It Was Just Talking, But It Gave Me The Confidence To Speak In Front Of People After Doing That For A Whole Year.

I'm Never Home. I Miss Birthdays. I Miss Holidays. I Miss Anniversaries. I Miss Special Moments. I'm Not Always There For Important Times, Because I'm Out On The Road Trying To Make People Laugh. I Give Up My Privacy. I Give Up The Ability To Walk Somewhere And Relax.

Social Media Has Definitely Changed The Game For Me. I Am Able To Connect To My Fans On Twitter And Interact With Them, Daily. Youtube Has Been A Game Changer As Well - People Around The World Have Been Exposed To My Comedy Through My Youtube Channel.

I Was Very Dirty; I Was A Very Dirty Comic. There Was No Way I Would Have Gotten On Tv With The Act I Had When I First Started.

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.