I Have Spent A Lot Of Time

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.