I Have No Grand Scheme.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

There's A Late-night Scene In Every Town, And Everyone Has Something Going On, ... I've Heard Good Stories About (syracuse); This Is A Very Good Party Town, A Good Drinking Place. I Definitely Would Like To Come Back And Check It Out Further. Do Some More Research, As I Call It.

You Gotta Make Your Own Fun. That's Right, Listen To That Mother Of Two, She Knows What I'm Talking About.

So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate Traveling, Mostly 'cause My Dad Used To Beat Me With A Globe.

If You Go To Germany And Get Drunk, At Some Point You Will Try To Look Up Hitler In The Phone Book.