If You Go To Germany And Get

I Don't Have A Girlfriend But Sometimes I Like To Pretend I Do. I Just Stand In My Apartment Screaming No, That's Not What I Said!

You Can Say, 'can I Use Your Bathroom?' And Nobody Cares. But If You Ask, 'can I Use The Plop-plop Machine?' It Always Breaks The Conversation.

For Me, Molly Hatchet Is High School. It Makes Me Feel Like I Have Hair And A Future.

Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins Of The Fireworks Family.

Is She Crazy, Like It Says On Her Bracelet, Or Is She Just Looking At My Sheets? I Dunno!