I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

I Used To Do Drugs, But That Was Way Back There.

If You Take Off Your Pants And Her First Reaction Is, "awwww, Look At It...like A Little Baby Jesus." Time To Buy A Porsche.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.

You Gotta Make Your Own Fun. That's Right, Listen To That Mother Of Two, She Knows What I'm Talking About.