So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.

When I Was A Kid, I Really Loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

I'm Very Romantic When I Masturbate. Sometimes I Light A Candle...then I Try And Shoot It Out. It's Like A Carnival.

My Cousin Had A Baby And I Was Watching Her Breastfeed For A Couple Of Bucks, And I'll Tell You Ladies: It's Amazing.