I Have No Agenda, Nothing To Control.

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.

My Mom Told Me She Thinks A Man In The Market Felt Her Up Today. I Asked, Where Did He Touch You? She Said, On My Knee, Bobby.

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

Now People Want What The Movie Was About, Which Is Violent Comedy. And That's Really What The Aristocrats Is Based On - What Will A Family Do Out Of Desperation.