Most People Argue Over Who's Right, Not

It's 103 Comedians, Or However Many It Is, And How Would Everyone Tell It. It's Enough People Of Substance That It Makes You Think Of The People Who Aren't There That Are Alive.

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.

Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can Or Can't Do, Except They Can.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.