I Have Made Many Serious Statements -

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A Good Hammer To Bang In The Nail.

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.